A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a
healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing
commissioner. Kids, kids. I’m not going to die. That only happens
to bad people. Kids, kids. I’m not going to die. That only happens
to bad people. Slow down, Bart! My legs don’t know how to be as
long as yours.
The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show
D’oh. What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up
back here anyway. When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge
of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun. Your questions
have become more redundant and annoying than the last three
“Highlander” movies.
- Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good,
you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop
at one. You wanna drink another woman! - When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like
God must feel when he’s holding a gun.
Natural Born Kissers
They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day. Save
me, Jeebus. I didn’t get rich by signing checks.
The Last Temptation of Homer
I can’t go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency. Kids,
you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never
try. What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow
man? Jesus must be spinning in his grave! Yes! I am a citizen! Now
which way to the welfare office? I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I work,
I work. And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And
for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a
sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a
cold.
- Jesus must be spinning in his grave!
- We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in
tragedy. - I was saying “Boo-urns.”
- I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world.
Marge vs. Monorail
Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were
the drugs. Human contact: the final frontier. Oh, so they have
Internet on computers now!
Homer the Great
How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides,
every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of
my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I
forgot how to drive? I don’t like being outdoors, Smithers. For one
thing, there’s too many fat children. I’ve done everything the
Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! Homer
no function beer well without. Me fail English? That’s
unpossible.
A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a
healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing
commissioner. Kids, kids. I’m not going to die. That only happens
to bad people. Kids, kids. I’m not going to die. That only happens
to bad people. Slow down, Bart! My legs don’t know how to be as
long as yours.
The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show
D’oh. What’s the point of going out? We’re just going to wind up
back here anyway. When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge
of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun. Your questions
have become more redundant and annoying than the last three
“Highlander” movies.
- Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good,
you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop
at one. You wanna drink another woman! - When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like
God must feel when he’s holding a gun.
Natural Born Kissers
They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day. Save
me, Jeebus. I didn’t get rich by signing checks.
The Last Temptation of Homer
I can’t go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency. Kids,
you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never
try. What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow
man? Jesus must be spinning in his grave! Yes! I am a citizen! Now
which way to the welfare office? I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I work,
I work. And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And
for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a
sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a
cold.
- Jesus must be spinning in his grave!
- We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in
tragedy. - I was saying “Boo-urns.”
- I’m a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world.
Marge vs. Monorail
Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were
the drugs. Human contact: the final frontier. Oh, so they have
Internet on computers now!
Homer the Great
How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides,
every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of
my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I
forgot how to drive? I don’t like being outdoors, Smithers. For one
thing, there’s too many fat children. I’ve done everything the
Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! Homer
no function beer well without. Me fail English? That’s
unpossible.
